The most hapless, lazy, disorganized and, in general, the most lecherous person you'll ever know.

Call me Morag.

"Against that heinous background, my crimes were pale and meaningless. I was a relatively respectable citizen—a multiple felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous." - HST

I like pretty things. And witty things. And often, gay things. Among other things. Any and all of which may make an appearance here.