operafloozy:

hellotrickster:

shirozora:

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sarkastically:

Primary weapon: Warren Ellis’ Crooked Little Vein (paperback edition)

Secondary weapon: Post-it Notes

Partner: One of the guys from Pawn Stars.

I am so beyond fucked.

primary weapon: a small plate covered in grilled cheese sandwich crumbs

secondary weapon: my giant cat sammy

partner: technically i think tara is supposed to be the main character on dance academy so… yep, pretty fucked. 

My cat, a fork, and The Doctor.

Honestly, that just sounds fun.

A 1.5L bottle of water and a hammer that says Otherwise on its haft.  I think I’m sorted.  Oh, and I last watched Magi, so I guess I have my own personal Magi along to keep me alive. :Db  (But you know, I’ll take Morgiana in a pinch.)

My glasses, a long-handle staple remover, and Jack O’Neill (TWO L’s) from Stargate: SG1.

Haaaahahaha, those zombies are screwed. :D

Primary weapon: A 1TB external hard drive.

Secondary weapon: A half-full 1.5-liter bottle of Diet Coke.

Partner: …an ensemble cast of mostly horrible people in which no one particular character can really be singled out as the “main”, a small but significant faction of which is currently devoted to fighting zombies canonically?

I’ll just…hide behind them.  Yeah.

On my left… Banjo…. Excellent I can play the dueling banjo song for creepiness x1000.

On my right… Katana. Lucky!!

Main Character from the last show I watched? Mother fucking SPARTACUS.

I think I’m pretty well off, mang. 

Primary weapon: baggie of colored pencils

Secondary: Bottle of rubbing alcohol

Character: The last one I actually watched was Mythbusters. Otherwise, Peter Griffin. Unless we’re counting movies, then it’s Rick O’Connell. I’m sure zombies/mummies translates the same at the end of a gun.

But probably fucked, anyway.

A white noise generator, a box of note cards, and Batman.

So items aside, I think I’m pretty good, actually.

Primary Weapon- CERAMIC TEA MUG

Secondary Weapon- Bruce Boxleitner in his Tron outfit

Character- pure snark ex-CIA Operative Snow (Guy Pierce) from Lockout

… oh boy. Someone on my team is gonna get it in the head.  D:

Primary weapon - deluxe Rinzler

Secondary weapon - Disney glass mug

Character - Sherlock Holmes & Joan Watson.

…. I think I’ll make it just fine, :D

Primary weapon: cat

Secondary weapon: book of poetry

Character: Daenerys Targaryen

I’m the flaily sidekick that can’t kill anything that highlights how lethal the action hero is. I’m comfortable with that.

Primary weapon:  Pillow

Secondary weapon:  Cat

Character:  Don Draper.

Yeah, we’re just going to drink and let the zombies get us while chester runs away

Primary: My cat

Secondary: a vanilla and caramel Drumstick

Partner: the Winchester brothers.

I might come through this just fine (once the wounds I sustained after falling on pavement heal up.) Until then, Sam Winchester is just going to have to carry this midget around.  Imagine my horror.

(Source: disaster-incarnate)

callowyn:

Not Such As I Was, a Supernatural/Inception crossover verse by moragmacpherson

When Sam signs up for a sleep study during his first week at Stanford, he has no idea that his hyperrealistic subconscious is about to revolutionize the fledgeling study of dreamshare—though the fact that he falls hard for his snarky and impeccably-dressed recruiter, that he probably should have seen coming.

But Arthur leaves, and Dean comes back, and then Sam is back in the family business without ever properly saying goodbye. The two keep crossing paths, and the spark is still there, but Sam promised to keep Arthur safe and the last thing either of them need is the conversation about what exactly Sam’s family does. When Sam finds out about Eames, he can almost convince himself he’s happy for them.

Then Sam comes back from Hell with two centuries of nightmare fuel and a wall that won’t stay up, and he only knows one person he can turn to.

CALLY, THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER AND I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE AWESOME. THANK YOU.