Some spoilers for Supernatural Season Eight
I finally came up with an idea for Megstiel curtain fic that I think would work. After Castiel saves Meg from Crowley (he saved Crowley from Meg, it stands that he could pull off the opposite), they decide to escape from the war together as best they can, but Cas isn’t exactly the most domestic creature on the planet. Knowing how well Cas learns from watching movies, Meg has him watch the Addams Family films and suggests he take lessons from the Raul Julia version of Gomez Addams. White picket fences? Probably not. But this sort of banter?
Gomez: Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. [Morticia wakes up] Unhappy, darling?
Morticia: Oh, yes. Yes completely. Gomez… Sun. Il me perce comme un poingard.
Gomez: Oh, Tish. That’s French.
Gomez: Cara mia. [kisses her hand]
Morticia: Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.
Morticia: So… you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?
Morticia: I’ll get them!
That I can totally see. Not to mention the fun of having Meg call Dean Lurch and Sam Cousin Itt whenever they drop by. =D
but guYS WHAT IF
i am laughing so hard omg
DEANS HEAD LOOKS SO SMALL IM CRYING
Sam looks like Lord Farquaad
oh mY GOD
How to know I’ve spent too much of my day critiquing Rob Liefeld art: the fact that it took me close to a minute to figure out the heads had been swapped and that Sam’s standing a good foot to yard closer to the camera than Dean.
ROB LIEFELD HAS ROBBED ME OF MY ABILITY TO CORRECTLY DISCERN NORMAL HUMAN PROPORTIONS AND ANATOMY
On this bright side of the mirror
Erotic Co-dependent Sisterhood of Leather Jackets and Bloodstained Knives
Richard Siken Can Bite Me
I’m so honored to be #1. Especially as while writing it, I broke out into spontaneous angst hives.
But I won’t be number one anymore, after you read
There are several people whom, years later, still haven’t forgiven me for introducing them to that fic.
Dear Xena, Star Trek: TNG, Eureka, and Buffy fandoms: you have thwarted my cunning plot to post repeatedly with the caption “Happy Groundhog Day, woodchuck-chuckers!” and then a different clip vid of all the various “Groundhog Day” episodes I know, because you have failed to produce amusing clip vids for your respective episodes (either that or you’ve set them to randomly chosen music that was too loud) . Supernatural and Stargate SG-1 fandoms? You guys get cookies…
… I’ll bring them tomorrow.