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mishawinsexster: {Day 4 Make a 6 9 square set depicting 6...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:39:03 -0400

{Day 4 Make a 6 9 square set depicting 6 character traits} : All of Sammy’s character traits are bitchface

Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:34:53 -0400

Almost Every Conversation I Have With My Co-Workers About the Job I was Shoved into After They Fired Everyone Else

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:42:00 -0400

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
Homer: Say it in English, Doc.
Dr. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery.
Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo.
Dr. Hibbert: We're going to cut you open, and tinker with your ticker.
Homer: Could you dumb it down a shade?

idhren: wnyc: marissamayr: I’m delighted to announce that...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:30:13 -0400

idhren:

wnyc:

marissamayr:

I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!

We promise not to screw it up.

…

What do you most fear will change about Tubmlr in the Yahoo! acquisition?

If you call 855-8-MY-WNYC, we may use your comments on air.

…a chance to make our voices heard?

I never noticed this. Does anyone know if Jonathan Frakes was...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:00:42 -0400

I never noticed this. Does anyone know if Jonathan Frakes was an accomplished equestrian first? In particular, watch for Crusher in the background.

The answer, always and forever.Unfortunately, the question is...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:43:07 -0400

The answer, always and forever.
Unfortunately, the question is most likely “Are you night blogging again?”

maybethings: defira85: neko-shadow: ow ow owowowowow puns...

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:00:47 -0400

maybethings:

defira85:

neko-shadow:

ow

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owowowowow

puns hurt

I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home

Grooooooooooooooooooan

REBLOG IF I CAN WRITE TO YOU AND SIMPLY START A FRIENDSHIP

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:38:11 -0400

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: in-demigodishness-and-all-that: con...

Tue, 07 May 2013 04:16:07 -0400

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

fark.com my donut has boobies and no you can’t touch it

Things I Want But Don't Have Time To Write

Tue, 07 May 2013 03:52:13 -0400

Some spoilers for Supernatural Season Eight

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I finally came up with an idea for Megstiel curtain fic that I think would work. After Castiel saves Meg from Crowley (he saved Crowley from Meg, it stands that he could pull off the opposite), they decide to escape from the war together as best they can, but Cas isn’t exactly the most domestic creature on the planet. Knowing how well Cas learns from watching movies, Meg has him watch the Addams Family films and suggests he take lessons from the Raul Julia version of Gomez Addams. White picket fences? Probably not. But this sort of banter?

Gomez: Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. [Morticia wakes up] Unhappy, darling?
Morticia: Oh, yes. Yes completely. Gomez… Sun. Il me perce comme un poingard.
Gomez: Oh, Tish. That’s French.
Morticia: Oui.
Gomez: Cara mia. [kisses her hand]
Morticia: Gomez…
Gomez: Querida?
Morticia: Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.

Morticia: So… you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?
Gomez: Forever!
Morticia: I’ll get them!

That I can totally see. Not to mention the fun of having Meg call Dean Lurch and Sam Cousin Itt whenever they drop by. =D

comedycentral: This was magical. If you ever needed a reason to...

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:02:16 -0400

comedycentral:

This was magical.

If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.

Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.

baker-swag: loki-s-army-at-221b: skyyma: clintsboooooooooooooo...

Fri, 03 May 2013 01:25:48 -0400

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baker-swag:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

skyyma:

clintsboooooooooooooooooooooooow:

hiddlesbutt:

hiddlesharrygamesin221b:

starkidnewengland:

cup-of-tii:

kingofsassgard:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

jeremy-ruiner:

I see this post, and I raise you-

I’ll see your Renner and raise you a Freeman.

I see your Freeman, and I raise you a Graves

I see you Graves, I raise you a Scott

I see your Scott and raise you a Matt

I see your Matt and raise you a Jackman.

I SEE YOUR JACKMAN AND I RAISE YOU A GORDON-LEVITT

I see your Gordon-Levitt and I raise you an Ackles

~~I see your Ackles and raise you a Sugita and Morikawa~~

i see your Sugita and Morikawa and i raise you a Smith

i see your Smith and I raise you a Somerhalder

Yeah, most of the guys in the comments? Not significantly older than me. So, for everyone else who’s 30+, I’m bringing out the big guns.

Ladies and gentlemen, I raise you one Mr. Paul Newman:

No. Just no. I can’t… I mean: EPIC FAIL This...

Wed, 01 May 2013 07:27:29 -0400

No. Just no. I can’t… I mean: EPIC FAIL

This isn’t just a “whoopsy,” or a one-shot episode research lapse, or a “they’re teenage boys and so we expect them to be stupid”. This is “revealed total ignorance of something they’ve made a centerpiece of the show”. This is two guys who care about each other and love lacrosse, so this particular method of heart rate management? Would never be the first idea that came to their minds. Not unless Stiles started with “Don’t get scared” instead of “Don’t get angry.”

This is about commotio cordis, and I’m sure it’s been pointed out before, but my neck’s a little sore from how hard my suspension of disbelief got snapped.(Admittedly, I still get testy with SPN when they mess up their research on one-episode items, and you’d think I’d have gotten used to this by now, but nope.) I know they’ve got a lacrosse consultant, the games are too well choreographed for them to be totally ignorant of at least the basics of the sport, which this is. What the hell, Show?

Notability

Wed, 01 May 2013 03:44:00 -0400

It’s a horrible thing, the first time you learn that an old friend has died via Wikipedia—though you have the reassurance that the world remembers them, you can’t help but wonder how you had fallen so far apart, and if they had forgotten you.

Jonas Mekas: Six Notes on How to Improve Commercial Cinema

Wed, 01 May 2013 02:58:51 -0400

boppinlindsbopp:

Note One: 1. Announce the production of a movie, The Massacre.2. Choose the location (a large empty garage in the Bronx or, better still, in an out-of-town place such as Poughkeepsie.) 3. Invite all movie critics on a “critics’ junket” to observe the shooting. 4. Place all movie critics on the set. 5. Machine gun the critics. 6. Announce Completion of the shooting.

Note Two: 1. Take a finished print of the film Exodus. 2. Put it into the film developing machine. 3. Redevelop it. 4. Dry it. 5. Product it to the audience.

Note Three: 1. Take a print of the film Last Year at Marienbad. Install an instant cutting blade into your projector. (There could be two variations of this: a) when the blade is placed above the gate and cuts the film before it is projected; b) when the blade is placed below the gate and cuts the film after it is projected. Several other variations are possible.) 3. Project the film before the audience. 4. Collect the pieces of film cut by the blade. 5. Distribute the pieces to the people. (The pieces could also be blown into the audience by means of a special wind machine.)

Note Four: 1. Shoot a feature-length “independent” movie at an approximate budget of $1,200,000. 2. Invite the producers and guests for a special screening. 3. Project the original negative through the instant cutting projector (see Note Three). 4. Distribute the pieces of film to the audience. (This method solves all “distribution problems.” 5. Thank the audience.

Note Five: 1. Take a print of the film Gone With the Wind. 2. Cut out every second foot. 3. Splice the remainder. 4. Run it through a tank of black ink. 5. Dry it. 6. Open the windows (preferably on both side of the auditorium, to create enough draft.) 7. Project it (for music use Brandenburg Concertos 3 and 4).

Note Six: 1. Announce a 15-million-dollar production of Destruction of Hollywood (or Flames of Hollywood) 2. Rent the largest Hollywood studio. 3. Rent all the motion picture equipment available in Hollywood and place it in the studio. 4. Blow up the studio. 5. Announce the completion of Destruction of Hollywood.

-March 28, 1963, Movie Journal

… so I tried out Teen Wolf. While it was nice to watch some not-badly choreographed lacrosse...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:43:57 -0400

… so I tried out Teen Wolf.

While it was nice to watch some not-badly choreographed lacrosse (I love that game), the rest of the first half of the pilot is reminding me of David Lynch in a horribly non-intentional way. If there’s even a hint of creamed corn in the second half, I’m done. I’d love to think the writers and directors are trying for David Lynch, but the odds are much more in favor of them unwittingly being Tommy Wiseau.

Photo

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:22:05 -0400

Photo

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:12:41 -0400

friend: wow you really thought this universe through you have a whole society mapped down to the smallest details that's impressive

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:56:42 -0400

friend: wow you really thought this universe through you have a whole society mapped down to the smallest details that's impressive
friend: and so what's the plot
me:
me: fuck

Roomba-riding Cat in a Shark Costume Chases Ducky

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:25:00 -0400

Roomba-riding Cat in a Shark Costume Chases Ducky :

Ever wanted to see a cat in a shark costume chasing a duckling while riding a Roomba?

Well, who hasn’t?