Do not, intentionally or otherwise, pick fights with the bathtub floor. The floor wins every time.
/grabs another ice pack
Tags: rules to live by bathtub ambushed by inanimate objects ow! dammit
The most hapless, lazy, disorganized and, in general, the most lecherous person you'll ever know.Call me Morag."Against that heinous background, my crimes were pale and meaningless. I was a relatively respectable citizen—a multiple felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous." - HSTI like pretty things. And witty things. And often, gay things. Among other things. Any and all of which may make an appearance here.
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