Almost Every Conversation I Have With My Co-Workers About the Job I was Shoved into After They Fired Everyone Else
- Dr. Hibbert: Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo a coronary bypass operation.
- Homer: Say it in English, Doc.
- Dr. Hibbert: You're going to need open heart surgery.
- Homer: Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo.
- Dr. Hibbert: We're going to cut you open, and tinker with your ticker.
- Homer: Could you dumb it down a shade?
Some spoilers for Supernatural Season Eight
I finally came up with an idea for Megstiel curtain fic that I think would work. After Castiel saves Meg from Crowley (he saved Crowley from Meg, it stands that he could pull off the opposite), they decide to escape from the war together as best they can, but Cas isn’t exactly the most domestic creature on the planet. Knowing how well Cas learns from watching movies, Meg has him watch the Addams Family films and suggests he take lessons from the Raul Julia version of Gomez Addams. White picket fences? Probably not. But this sort of banter?
Gomez: Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. [Morticia wakes up] Unhappy, darling?
Morticia: Oh, yes. Yes completely. Gomez… Sun. Il me perce comme un poingard.
Gomez: Oh, Tish. That’s French.
Gomez: Cara mia. [kisses her hand]
Morticia: Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.
Morticia: So… you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?
Morticia: I’ll get them!
That I can totally see. Not to mention the fun of having Meg call Dean Lurch and Sam Cousin Itt whenever they drop by. =D